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1. "...t-t-t-t-talking 'bout my g-g-g-g-generation...."

2. "Ancestors required" - please supply photo and references

3. "Bother," said Pooh as the gene pool sprung a leak!

4. "Crazy" is a relative term in MY family

5. "I could not find any Ancestors! ... Do I really exist?"

6. "I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy!"

7. "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger

8. "Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are."

9. "Looking for roots in all the wrong places..."

10. "SSHHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears!"

11. "Sure, a real job would be nice, but it would interfere with my genealogy!"

12. "There is no fire, officer! I'm just chasing my ancestors!"

13. #11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's genealogy!

14. ***QUARANTINED***GENEALOGY FEVER***INCURABLE***

15. _______/oo\________ Yoo Hoo Where are you, lil' ancestor?

16. 50% of my ancestors were female.

17. 50% of my ancestors were women...

18. 50% of my forefathers were female.

19. A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be..there's always more.

20. A computer is a typewriter with an attitude.

21. A cousin a day keeps boredom away.

22. A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.

23. A day without Genealogy is like a day without coffee.

24. A family history shows you have lived!

25. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control

26. A family tree can wither if nobody maintains its roots!

27. A family tree can wither if nobody tends its roots.

28. A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name.

29. A generation that ignores history has neither past nor future.

30. A good name is more desirable than great riches...

31. A great many family trees were started by grafting

32. A great oak is only a little nut that held it's ground.

33. A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy.

34. A job is nice, but it interferes with genealogy research.

35. A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk & root = TREE

36. A library is an arsenal of liberty.

37. A little a'disk and a little a'data.

38. A lot of history isn't fit to repeat itself.

39. A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor

40. A miser is hard to live with, but makes a great ancestor.

41. A miser is hard to live with, but makes an excellent ancestor.

42. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away

43. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor!

44. A question suppressed may be an Ancestor lost.

45. A single fact can spoil a good genealogy.

46. A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.

47. Adam and Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring.

48. Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way, Have Grand Children!

49. Advice to beginners: Boldly start in reverse!

50. After 30 days any unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

51. After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

52. Age is a high price to pay for maturity!

53. Aging Perception Is Relative

54. in't family fun?

55. All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!

56. All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.

57. All your lines have daughtered out, with one exception!

58. Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!

59. Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

60. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

61. Always searching for leads...

62. Always willing to share my ignorance...

63. Am I in the right family tree?

64. Am I the only person up my tree? Seems like it.

65. An affliction of the blood.

66. An ancestor is a person who plays HIDE and you go SEEK.

67. An eternity existed before your birth and waits for you today.

68. An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills

69. Ancestor files - a meeting place of cousins!

70. Ancestor not found ...how do I prove I exist?

71. Ancestors are just people.

72. Ancestors left unclaimed after 30 days will NOT be discarded.

73. Ancestors not found. Do I really exist?

74. Ancestors required - please supply photo and references

75. Ancestors run in my family.

76. Ancestors were just people...

77. Ancestors: They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!

78. And Adam said, Eve, don't I have any clean fig leaves?

79. Ankle deep in the gene pool.

80. Any ancestors you can dig up would be appreciated.

81. Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples

82. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples...

83. Any Genealogists in the house ? <> Any more ?

84. Anybody else out there got a batchelor GGG'Pa with 11 kids?

85. Archaeologists do it for centuries.

86. Archaeologists will date any old thing.

87. As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life!

88. As Long As We ARE REMEMBERED We NEVER Die

89. Assumption is the mother of all screwups.

90. At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!

91. Aunt Grace's surname was not GEDCOM

92. Babies are a nice way to start people.

93. Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.

94. Barking up the wrong family tree again?

95. Battle Cry - Take all of the ancestors, leave only the records!

96. Be a "genealogy bird" - find new family tree branches to perch on.

97. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

98. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears.

99. Before you brag about your family tree, better do some pruning!

100. Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It's bite can be addictive!

101. Biochemists wear designer genes

102. Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.

103. Boldly start in reverse, because that's the genealogy way.

104. Boy, I wish my crystal ball ran in reverse!!

105. Bring out your dead.............

106. Brother! said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy.

107. Brother's Keeper ... the ultimate program

108. But most of all, I just want relatives I can find!!!

109. But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!

110. C A U T I O N ! ... You have now entered the Genealogy Zone

111. Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

112. Can't find your ancestor? Maybe he flunked his blood test!

113. CAUTION: Genealogy may be addictive!!

114. Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.

115. Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.

116. Chasing your own tale.

117. Cleaning out the gene pool, one at a time

118. Climbing my family tree is fun...

119. Climbing my family tree is fun...even gathering a nut two

120. Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared!

121. Coincidence happens!

122. Collecting dead relatives can be "stinky"

123. Colorful ancestors may be found hanging from the family tree.

124. Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.

125. Computer Genealogy: working out where your computer came from.

126. Computers can never replace human stupidity.

127. Cousins marrying cousins makes for VERY tangled roots!

128. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.

129. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!

130. Crazy is a relative term in MY family

131. Cussed Cousins!!

132. Cussin - what genealogists do when they can't find one.

133. Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a genealogist.

134. Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped.

135. Dead people like to hang around cemeteries.

136. Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier

137. Death is life's answer to the question 'Why?'

138. Def: Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.

139. Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.

140. Def: Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.

141. Def: Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.

142. Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes.

143. Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight!

144. Did our ancestors ever have a bad heir day ?

145. Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?

146. Divorce: System ("deltree /y \wife");

147. Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose.

148. Do I hear the rattle of chains?

149. Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records?

150. Do our ancestors have bad heir days?

151. Do you know where YOUR great grandparents are?

152. Do you know where your great-grandparents were?

153. Documentation - The worst part of genealogy.

154. DOCUMENTATION: the hardest part of genealogy.

155. Does a genealogist regard a step backwards as progress?

156. Does killing time damage eternity?

157. Does that run in your family?

158. Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

159. Doing gardening in the Family tree.

160. Don't be afraid, cemetery ghosts are only genealogists with lanterns.

161. Don't bother me now, I'm digging up my 'ROOTS'!

162. Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!

163. Don't judge me by my relatives, I didn't choose them!

164. Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me!

165. Don't take life seriously. It isn't permanent.

166. Eat... Sleep... Trace my roots.

167. Enough research will tend to support your theory.

168. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

169. Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

170. Every family tree has its sap.

171. Every family tree has some sap in it

172. Every man is an omnibus in which his ancestors ride.

173. Every old man that dies - is a library that burns

174. Every time I find an ancestor I need to find two more!

175. Every time I think I know where they are, they move!

176. Everybody wants to be on the Mayflower

177. Everybody's ancestors could not fit on Columbus 's ship

178. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

179. Evolution is God's way of issuing updates

180. Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair.

181. Experience: a name everyone gives to his mistakes.

182. FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/n)

183. Families are like fudge....mostly sweet with a few nuts!

184. Family history: a quilt work of lives.

185. FAMILY HISTORY: a quilt work of lives.

186. Family Tree? It seems to grow more like a noxious weed.

187. Family Tree? More like a noxious weed.

188. Family Tree? Ours is a shrub!

189. Family treeclimber.

190. Family trees are great for hanging out your genes.

191. Family trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!

192. Family Trees are ideal to hang your genes on!

193. Family trees are self-pruners... everyone dies in the end!

194. Family trees cast shadows of forgotten ancestors.

195. Family trees traced:- $1,000 Family trees covered up:- $10,000

196. Family trees wither if no one maintains the roots!!

197. Family trees without roots fall over.

198. Fastest way to trace family tree: run for public office.

199. Fight the greenhouse effect: plant a family tree!

200. Find your ancestors, before they find you!

201. FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

202. For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to.

203. Found a Yankee in my tree - will trade for horse thief or black sheep.

204. Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

205. Friends may come and go, but relatives never leave.

206. G*d! What a mess this family's in.

207. Geco, I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!

208. Gedcoms eaten by the Net 273 Mail Muncher (tm)

209. Gene Police! You! **Out of the pool!**

210. Genealilocks and the forebears.

211. Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it!

212. Genealogica Bonsai - Little Family Trees!

213. Genealogist caught trying to chop down family tree!

214. Genealogist do it in Cemeteries!

215. Genealogist do it in trees.

216. Genealogist: One always in search of a good dead man!

217. Genealogist: tracing descent from someone who didn't.

218. Genealogists Actually read The "Begats"

219. Genealogists are ghost-a-holics.

220. Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees

221. Genealogists are time unravelers

222. Genealogists can make the dead talk.

223. Genealogists climb trees.

224. Genealogists Collect Dead Relatives

225. Genealogists diet: "Fiche and Ships topped with tantalizing Sources."

226. Genealogists do it backward!

227. Genealogists do it for centuries.

228. Genealogists do it for the memories

229. Genealogists do it generation after generation.

230. Genealogists do it in court houses.

231. Genealogists do it in libraries.

232. Genealogists do it in the archives.

233. Genealogists do it in the library.

234. Genealogists do it in the trees!

235. Genealogists do it off the record

236. Genealogists do it on group sheets.

237. Genealogists do it with a computer.

238. Genealogists do it with a will.

239. Genealogists do it with dead people

240. Genealogists do it with dead relatives!

241. Genealogists don't die, they just lose their census.

242. Genealogists don't die, they just lose their roots.

243. Genealogist's Hunting Season never ends!

244. Genealogists just dig it

245. Genealogists live in the past lane.

246. Genealogists never die ... they just haunt cemeteries.

247. Genealogists never die, they just get filed away.

248. Genealogists never die, they just haunt archives.

249. Genealogists never die, they just lose their census.

250. Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.

251. Genealogists never lose their jobs, they just go to another branch!

252. Genealogists never marry first cousins, unless......

253. Genealogists never quit, they just go to another branch!

254. Genealogists read backwards...

255. Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor...

256. Genealogists will date any old thing.

257. Genealogists:  the ancestrally challenged.

258. Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about!

259. Genealogists: Time unravelers.

260. Genealogy - a really dead end hobby.

261. Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures - our ancestors

262. Genealogy - Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.

263. Genealogy - chasing your own tale!

264. Genealogy - history of people who made the history of our family.

265. Genealogy - It's all relative in the end anyway.

266. Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all!

267. Genealogy - The only hobby where dead people can excite you.

268. Genealogy -- Tracing descent from someone who didn't.

269. Genealogy - where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

270. Genealogy - Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

271. Genealogy ** It maintains my sanity...at times.

272. Genealogy ** It maintains my sanity...maybe.

273. Genealogy + Computers = the perfect match

274. Genealogy = A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone

275. Genealogy addiction is hereditary.

276. Genealogy brings families together

277. Genealogy can't be cured with Penicillin or other antibiotics.

278. Genealogy Fever: a deadly and infectious disease.

279. Genealogy fever; terminal disease - modem is carrier.

280. Genealogy goes on... and on... and on...

281. Genealogy has been slow here recently.

282. Genealogy in the buff, no I mean A genealogy Buff!

283. Genealogy in the buff, no.... I mean I'm a genealogy Buff!

284. Genealogy is a hobby of making cucumbers out of pickles.

285. GENEALOGY is a hobby of making cucumbers out of pickles.

286. GENEALOGY is a hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.

287. Genealogy is a hobby. I collect ancestors and descendants.

288. Genealogy is a hobby. I raise dust bunnies as pets.

289. Genealogy is a T-R-E-E-rific hobby!

290. Genealogy is an easy hobby! Win a lottery and relatives find you.

291. GENEALOGY IS CONTAGIOUS - NOT ALWAYS FATAL!

292. Genealogy is contagious - not always fatal!

293. Genealogy is contagious - seldom fatal!

294. Genealogy is great when you score!

295. Genealogy is in my genes!

296. Genealogy is Life...everything else is detail!

297. Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!

298. Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.

299. Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors and descendants.

300. Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors and their lifes.

301. Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease!

302. GENEALOGY is not a hobby, it's a disease!

303. GENEALOGY is not a hobby, it's an obsession!

304. Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease!

305. Genealogy is relative

306. Genealogy is RELATIVE only to the persons involved.

307. Genealogy is relatively interesting.

308. Genealogy is seeking the dead! Before you are!

309. Genealogy is the only hobby where dead people can really excite you.

310. Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!

311. Genealogy Lotto XXXXXXXXXXXX (Scratch here to reveal ancestor)

312. Genealogy made me what I am today.

313. Genealogy without documentation is "mythology"

314. Genealogy!! No blond roots here....

315. Genealogy, the only hobby where dead people can excite you!

316. Genealogy...hoping I'm related to Merle Haggard!

317. Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession

318. Genealogy...where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

319. Genealogy: A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone

320. Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles.

321. Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

322. Genealogy: A search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors.

323. Genealogy: An addictive and infectious disease.

324. Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.

325. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

326. Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!

327. Genealogy: Fun for the WHOLE family!

328. Genealogy: Hoping I'm related to Merle Haggard!

329. Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.

330. Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession

331. Genealogy: It's only an obsession after all!

332. Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.

333. Genealogy: Looking for needles in haystacks.

334. Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles

335. Genealogy: Once a hobby - now an expensive addiction!

336. Genealogy: People collecting people!

337. Genealogy: People needing people, dead or alive!

338. Genealogy: Phonetic renderings of surnames.

339. Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.

340. Genealogy: Sorta like a "time machine".

341. Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game.

342. Genealogy: The study of Relativity

343. Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't

344. Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother & sister.

345. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people

346. Genealogy: Very time-consuming hobby that recycles ancestors forever!

347. Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

348. Genealogy:  Chasing your own tale!

349. Genes, the splice of life!

350. Genetic Engineering: Heir styling!

351. Genetic engineering: Heir styling!

352. Genetic experiment gone bad?

353. Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.

354. Genie diet - Fiche and ships and tantalising sources.

355. Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?

356. Get the facts first - you can distort them later!

357. Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.

358. Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists!

359. Go climb your family tree.

360. God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends!

361. God! What a mess this family's in.

362. Goldilocks had three bears. Genealogists have forebears.

363. Gone Relative Fishing...

364. Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!

365. Got to find them before I join them.

366. Grandpa, Tell me about the Good Old Days!

367. Grandparents and grandchildren are natural allies against a common enemy!

368. Grandpop.com not found. Loading Cousin.com instead.

369. Great, great, grandpa, Where are you? Who are you?

370. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!

371. Happiness is a genealogist who just found their lost ancestor!

372. Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.

373. Happy hunting for your ancestral name changes!

374. Happy Hunting, Cleaning & Restoring

375. Has anyone seen my roots?

376. Have roots, will grow...

377. Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did.

378. Have you hugged a Genealogist today?

379. Having children is hereditary. If your parents didn't have you you probably won't either!

380. He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband.

381. He pondered deep and darkly over worm eaten texts.

382. He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.

383. He was the Dutch Elm Disease of his family tree.

384. He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.

385. He who dies with the most ancestors wins!

386. He who plants trees loves others he will never know.

387. Help! I'm being held captive by Genealogy Deprogrammers!

388. Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.

389. Heredity is great until your children act like fools!

390. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

391. Heredity: Something you believe in when your child's report card is all A's

392. Hey! You got Chocolate on my pedigree chart!

393. Hey! You got peanut butter on my pedigree chart!

394. Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go?

395. Hi Ho, Hi Ho - it's off to research I go. . .

396. History is a set of lies agreed upon.

397. History is only gossip- Oscar Wilde

398. History repeats itself because nobody listens.

399. History repeats itself because nobody reads.

400. Hold on, my cat's caught in the printer...

401. Hooked on Genealogy works for me!

402. How can I find your roots when I can't find mine?

403. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??

404. How come it's only MY ancestors who are in hiding?

405. How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.

406. Hug a Genealogist.

407. Hunting FOREBEARS...

408. Hunting season is all year long in genealogy

409. I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Maine!

410. I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?

411. I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!

412. I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!

413. I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.

414. I can trace my Taglines back 8 generations

415. I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy!

416. I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!

417. I could not find any Ancestors! Do I really exist?

418. I discovered my family tree was a bonsai.

419. I do it in the archives.

420. I don't believe it! My Birth Certificate expired?

421. I don't do windows - I do genealogy

422. I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?

423. I found a cuckoo's nest in my family tree.

424. I have a bad dose of....Genealogy Fever....and it's highly contagious!

425. I have cousins by the dozens

426. I have to stop now. My fingers are getting hoarse!

427. I looked at my family tree...there were two dogs using it.

428. I looked for my ancestors,....and I found friends.

429. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap

430. I looked up my family tree! There were two dogs using it!

431. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!-Rodney Dangerfield

432. I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it

433. I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them.

434. I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".

435. I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.

436. I researched my family tree . . . and apparently I don't exist!

437. I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!

438. I researched my family tree...and apparently I don't exist!

439. I search and search some more, then I find and search some more...

440. I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.

441. I shook my family tree and out came a forest of friends.

442. I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out

443. I should have asked them BEFORE they died!

444. I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days

445. I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

446. I think my family tree is a few branches short.

447. I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy!

448. I think that I shall never see a finished Genealogy

449. I think that I shall never see a mess such as my family tree.

450. I think that I shall never see,  A finished genealogy

451. I think the family tree needs pruning.

452. I trace family history so I will know who to blame.

453. I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

454. I traced my roots back to a cesspool. - Rodney Dangerfield

455. I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy

456. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... not screaming and yelling like the passangers in his car...

457. I want to find ALL of them!

458. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand

459. I wish Noah had swatted those two flies!!

460. I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-grandpa?

461. I'd love to, but I'm converting from Julian to Gregorian!

462. I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

463. I'd rather be tracing my roots.

464. I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me

465. If a family tree falls in the woods will anyone hear it?

466. If ancestry is a river does that make me a drip?

467. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

468. If I save time, when do I get it back?

469. If it's only a hobby, why do I feel so stressed out?

470. If my crystal ball just ran in reverse!!

471. If nobody measures up, it's time to check your yardstick

472. If only ancestors had pull-down menus and on line help!

473. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...

474. If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.

475. If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.-George Bernard Shaw

476. If you don't think money talks, wait till they read your will!

477. If you shake any family tree a few nuts will fall out!

478. If you want to know about your ancestors run for public office!

479. If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

480. If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck!

481. If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck.

482. If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

483. I'm a genealogist with faded "genes", full of holes!

484. I'm always late. My ancestors must have arrived on the Juneflower.

485. I'm dead keen on genealogy, but I'm buried in paperwork.

486. I'm digging my family tree up by the roots!

487. I'm lost in a forest of Family Trees!!!

488. I'm lost in my family tree!

489. I'm no genealogist. ... Until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"

490. I'm not crazy, but I may have lost my census!

491. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes

492. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged

493. I'm searching for myself... Have you seen me?

494. I'm stuck in my family tree and I can't get down!

495. In genealogy there are no mutually compensating errors.

496. In my family tree, all my old roots are underground.

497. In MY family.... CRAZY is a relative term!

498. In pursuit of elusive ancestors.

499. Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.

500. Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops.

501. Is there a cure out there for genealogyitis?