Genealogy Nightmare

My daughter never married but she's lived with Joe, so long,

And they and the kids are so happy that somehow, it doesn't seem wrong.

My son, he was legally married but his wife kept her own name.

We don't know the name of our grand-kids but, we love everyone, just the same.

But, my sister, she really got married, she 'tied the knot' all seven times.

Her family could pass for a railroad with the crossing of so many lines!

My brother, well, he was adopted, but he found his natural kin,

And our family tree is just 'blooming' like a wild and monstrous thing.

I try to keep things in order every one, a place of their own,

But what shall I do about Father, he says,"He's really a clone!"

E.H. Waldram