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Who Is
Jack Schitt?
The
lineage revealed. Many people are at a loss
for a response when someone says, "You don't
know Jack Schitt."
Now you can handle
the
situation.
Jack
is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.
O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
married
Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.
Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married
Noe
Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the
twins:
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
After
being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married
Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then
known
as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Against
her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
Dip
Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced
a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Bull
Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour
the world. He recently returned from
Italy
with his new bride,
Pisa
Schitt.
Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding was announced in the
newspapers as the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg,
Byrd, and Hoarse.
So now
when someone says, "You don't know
Jack
Schitt" you can correct them.
Author
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